• mother: get off the computer
• me: *makes chewbacca noise*

Stages of becoming a Trencher.

• Stage one: You don't know much, may not know all of their names and don't understand their inside jokes at all, and only know a few songs. Thinks Josh is hot.
• Stage two: Start to become familiar with the members and their pasts. Recognize an inside joke or two, own at least one album.
• Stage three: Ship Jatt. Familiar with all inside jokes and can't help but laugh when pomegranates, snorkel fin bog water, josh's balls, the rape face, pale vampires, meat shanked, or airbrush tone is mentioned in day to day conversation. Own all CDs.
• Stage four: Your life becomes consumed by nothing but Marianas Trench and all hope of returning to sanity is lost.

• What The Hunger Games is about: tyranny, revolution, courage, love, growing up, identity, poverty, hunger, class conflict, sacrifice
• What the media thinks The Hunger Games is about: a steamy love triangle
• What I think The Hunger Games is about: Bread.